I watched “A Charlie Brown Christmas” last night. It was nice to see a show that still mentions Christmas. I knew that Schroeder played a mean piano, but I didn’t remember Pig Pen getting down on the stand-up bass. He rocks that mo-fo.
Do you think Michael Jackson whacks off to Kid Nation?
Carson Daly is crossing the writer’s picket line, and should return to the air soon. Oh boy. The Smoking Gun has an email posted on their website that Carson sent to his friends and family. In it he asks them to call a hotline and leave jokes on his voice mail.
I emailed a few jokes to his show last night via the NBC website. Here’s an excerpt from their reply: Since we cannot accept unsolicited scripts, show ideas, or other creative material, any such submission by email will be deleted without being read.
For starters, I’m not calling his stupid voice mail. And per The Smoking Gun report, anyone that still uses an AOL email address is a moron anyway. His show is not funny, and I think his writers have been on strike for years.
Besides, we don’t need Carson Daly when the Riverfront Times is linking to SOB stories.
Emeril Lagasse is out at the Food Network. That’s a shame because he’s the reason I started watching their network more than ten years ago. I still remember the first time I saw The Essence of Emeril. It was with my girlfriend, “Doggy Style.” I gave her that nickname because that’s the only way she liked to do it. It got so bad at one point that I had to chain her to the kitchen table whenever the mailman was around.
– I think I posted this before, but behold The Nut Bra. Thanks, Mike S.
– If you’re a guy that likes working on your car, be sure to use Scrotum Scrub. Thanks, Tom.
– Everyday Normal Guy is a rap song that I can relate to. (Warning: Contains profanity)
Pulled into town in a police car. Your daddy said I took you just a little too far.
Benny
Dear Danni Girl & Abby,
I walked by the TV yesterday and noticed the Victoria Secret models being interviewed. I was intrigued by this and wanted to know what they were discussing. I thought it may have been the presidential campaign, global warming or maybe if I was lucky, they were giving an update on the BCS selections and why Kansas is going to the Orange Bowl instead of Missouri. I was sadly mistaken but I listened to what they had to say anyway. They were actually promoting a new perfume called “Supermodel”. Would you happen to have any background on this new fragrance? Is this something that my wife would enjoy or better yet, is this something I would enjoy when I’m close to her?
When you have some time, would you be able to check this out and get back to me? There are only a couple more weeks until Christmas and I’m getting my list completed.
Thanks ladies.
Oh Benny, I don’t have a comment for you, just me ladies.
Dear Superstar-
We have both worn (and still wear) scents by Vickis (not to mention the bras too:)) ….and just because you asked nicely and are such a fan we will sample the scent and let you know what we think and get back to you. While we’re there we will also sample the bras…..(probably too much information!)
If the scent is a winner….then we say go for it- what girl DOESN’T like Vicki’s, be sure to couple it with a bra, panties, lingerie, or even some PJ’s….we will keep you posted on whether the scent is a superstar or a super-flop…
And it sounds like someone is BITTER about the Mizzou game…there is always next year! Until then we suggest Vodka on the rocks… it will soothe the pain!!
Your Truely-
Abby and Dani-Girl
Dear Superstar-
So the verdict is in…..Superstar is….. [drum roll please…] SUPER-FLOP…it just didn’t do anything for us. The scent isn’t “super-bad†but there is definitely nothing “super-special†about it. I think the only thing “Super-star†about it, was “super-model†being interview about it. Lesson learned- Vicki’s is famous for bras and undergarments …so we suggest shopping elsewhere for your significant other (for “super-nice†perfumes)…however other gifts from Vicki’s could benefit both of you (and I think some channels on TV that may show some examples of how lingerie benefits 2 people, Benny might be able to guide you on this one)!!
Here is an analogy- Shopping for nice perfume at Vicki’s would be like Dani-Girl looking for designer jeans at Goodwill or Benny ordering a water at a bar, the two just don’t go together (ok so maybe that was extreme, but you get the point)…anyway, happy shopping….and good luck finding a parking spot!!
We would be happy to give you our two-“Scents†with any other gift ideas (but a point of advice, you are always safe going with things that â€sparkle†and the moto the â€bigger the better†does get applied here!!)…but we strongly encourage you to NOT wait until last minute…there will be slim pickin’s…which could result to you and couch becoming pretty comfy with one another!!
Yours Truely-
Dani-Girl and Abby
Thanks ladies. That helps. I think I’ll review your first post from last week and choose a frangrance from that selection. It sounds like “Super Model” failed the test.
Thanks again.