SOB Quickie
– Here’s a compilation of the Top 10 Bird Moments in sports. – My country boner won’t go down. (Warning: Contains profanity) Thanks, Lil’ Bro. – John McCain gets asked a legitimate question from a supporter. – Joe Rogan watches 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Warning: Contains profanity) – Guy gets arrested for DUI on a […]
Friends In Low Places
The new law banning saggy pants got me thinking. Why do we need a law telling young men that it’s not appropriate to wear their jeans halfway down their asses? I didn’t need a law when I was growing up. I had my dad. If he would have seen me showing my boxers to the […]
Fight For Your Right
Over the weekend, I was reminded of Veterans Day, 1990. Derrick Thomas of the Kansas City Chiefs set the NFL record for most sacks in a game (7). I wasn’t at Arrowhead Stadium that day though. Instead, I was across the river at the dog track trying to find mid-track closers for my quinella boxes. I followed the […]
Passenger Side
 I recently found a picture of Becky, the girl I lost my virginity to in high school. I’m not sure if it was her senior picture or what, but it sure brought back memories. Like the time I tried to talk her into a blow j*b the same day she had her wisdom teeth pulled. Good […]
Billie Jean
Why is NBC telling me to be green whenever I watch their network this week? The Today Show sends Ann Curry to Antarctica, Matt Lauer to Greenland, and Al Roker to some cloud forest in Ecuador. How much damaging carbon emissions did they produce flying these people to the ends of the earth in private jets? I shouldn’t say […]
Oops!…I Did It Again
The writers in Hollywood are on strike for the first time in 19 years. Most late-night talk shows, including “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and “The Late Show with David Letterman,” will immediately start airing reruns. To honor the picket lines, I will be writing a daily joke taken from the headlines until the strike ends. SOB Late-Night Joke of the […]
I Ain’t Drunk
I’m way too hung-over to do anything meaningful today. Happy Birthday, Mary Beth. Hide the women and children – The NBA season just started. I’m just drinkin’. Benny