Footloose

What are my viewing choices tonight without cable? – Clash of the Choirs or racist Bryant Gumbel’s play-by-play call of the Steelers/Rams game. I guess the NFL network allows local stations to air the game if their team is playing. I’m opting for internet porn instead.

If you ever want to play a drinking game in the morning, watch Harry Smith interview someone on CBS’ The Early Show. Take a shot of liquor every time he says, “Right.” You’ll be hammered by 9 AM.

Joke

A traveling salesman knocks on a door. A five-year-old answers smoking a cigar and drinking a scotch. The salesman asks, “Excuse me, son, are your parents home?” The kid says, “What do you f*cking think?”

Thanks, Sheila E.

– Some guy critiques kid’s drawings. Thanks, Braz.

– SOB reader Tory gets his picture taken with Rudy Giuliani (far left).

– A lady describes what she saw to a television reporter. Classic. Thanks, Leo.

– If Santa answered his mail honestly – Thanks, TJ.

– The three stages of a man’s life. – Thanks, Red.

– A guy’s crazy listing on Craigslist. Thanks, Tom.

– It’s okay if your son wants to be a ballet dancer. Thanks, Ken B.

Kick off your Sunday shoes. Oowhee, Marie.

Benny