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Happy Kwanzaa! Whatever the hell that is.

I made it back from KC where I spent the Christmas Holiday. And I foolishly took the train again. I don’t know why Amtrak even bothers putting an arrival time on their tickets. They might as well put “Whenever we want” because it was over two hours late today. I’m supposed to pick up Matt M. from tomorrow evening’s train. I think I’m going to park the Saab, go to a nearby bar, and toss him the keys when he gets there.

I saw the new Cohen Brothers movie, No Country for Old Men, last night. Five minutes into it, the lady sitting behind me said, “I’m lost.”

I felt like throwing my popcorn and soda on her, but didn’t want to waste fifteen bucks.

Look, if you’re lost within a few minutes of a movie, maybe you should consider animation. I think Alvin and the Chipmunks was playing next door. WTF?

I’ve been making a few changes to the site. My only New Year’s Resolution is to have the SOB exactly how I want it by January 1st. If my past resolutions are any indication, this probably won’t happen. I resolved to quit drinking in 2000.

Oh I’m happy as Christmas. All wrapped to be seen.

Benny

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