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My weekend was calm until I got talked into partying at Tom’s on Sunday. Check out Sheila E. getting her freak on.
I stopped at a convenience store on the way over to buy a bottle of Kentucky Tavern Premium Bourbon. There were two people inside – a young black girl working behind the counter and an older black gentleman buying a six-pack of beer.
I overheard the cashier say, “You better be watchin’ yo’ back. The pole lease will Rodney King yo’ ass if they catch you with an open bottle.”
He replied something, but it was incomprehensible.
After he left, I placed my purchase on the counter and asked, “Did you just tell that guy the police will beat him if he gets caught with an open beer?”
“No. What I said was he better be careful because the pole lease gave the metro bus driver a ticket the other day for parking on the street,” she replied.
“Oh, I guess I misunderstood.” And then she tried to short-change me a dollar. Classic.
– Peyton Manning teaches life lessons to kids in a United Way spoof on SNL.
– Jim Brewer says drinking is like having a party in your stomach. Thanks, Leo and Tom.
Shot through the heart and you’re to blame.
Benny