No No Song

I changed yesterday’s picture for two reasons.

1. I can
2. Having a picture of an arrow stuck in your ass is kind of gay.

I had to submit to a drug screening test today. I admit it’s been a while since I had to pee in a cup. Man, the nurses bossed me around like I was their little bitch.

There were two waiting at the bathroom door when I was done. One of them immediately took the temperature of the pee which was a balmy 94.4 degrees. I think I found another way to keep warm this winter. Who’s laughing now?

Remind me to tell you about the time I failed a drug test at my dad’s work during my first summer back from college. Never mind, I’ll remember.

Happy Belated Birthday, Crowe Dog.

– SOB Cast Member, Tom, had one of his modeling pictures used in a limo ad in the UK. I just want to know what a “Race Meeting” is.

No, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more. I’m tired of waking up on the floor.

Benny