Whole Lotta Rosie

 

After putting it off all week, I decided to clean the puke out of my carpet. Normally I would have used something mild like Woolite. But this was a dirty job, so I brought out the big gun: Goof Off – The Ultimate Remover.

This stuff is advertised to easily remove everything from dried paint chips to grease & tar. Well, it got the stain out alright. But now my place smells like a meth lab. I wanted to light a scented candle but was afraid it might cause an explosion.

This Day in Benny History

1935: First canned beer goes on sale

1998: John Mellencamp concert at Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas. ‘Twas the night before the Super Bowl…

2001: Played golf in Maui on Kapalua Plantation Course. Drank beer and shot 112.

2002: (AM) 20 min. bike, 20 min. Stairmaster, crunches & dips (PM) Crashed Chevy Blazer into pole in Chevy’s Fresh Mex parking lot.

– A bird poops in a reporter’s mouth.

– “High as Fu-k” music video. NSFW

– The fat kid on The Man Show sells Girl Scout Cookies. Thanks, Leo K.

– There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma. The Proper Way is: ‘Okla . . Homa’ (There’s a pause between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’.) Here’s the proof. Thanks, Mr. O.

Wanna tell you a story…’bout a woman I know.