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I could never run for President. Not because I wasn’t born a citizen of the United States. I was. And I’m over the minimum age requirement. But the things uncovered in a candidate’s past can be brutal.
In April 2002, Bill Clinton revealed that he tried marijuana when he was a college student, but “never inhaled.” Whatever…
Days before the 2000 election, reports surfaced that George W. Bush had been arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in 1976.
Hell, I would be blackballed for the things I did last week.
The Clinton not inhaling story still makes me laugh. I mean who smokes weed and doesn’t enjoy it?
If someone ever made a recruitment video for smoking pot, their pitch might be, “Take a few puffs, and the three-day old pizza sitting in your fridge will taste like lobster.”
– Residents of a small village in Austria are not happy with the British. Thanks, Lil’ Bro.
– The answer is….Yes. Thanks, Sheila E.
– Richard Simmons on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Thanks, Red.
– The worst Spiderman, ever. Thanks, Ike.
– Little boy slips and falls in his own pee. I’ve been there before.
– Feigning interest on a date. NSFW
Yeah, the world would swing if I were king.