Gimme More
 I admit to following the Britney Spears saga. The poor girl can’t go anywhere without a flock of paparazzi in tow. But I think I have a solution – get out of Hollywood and come spend a month with me. Who needs Dr. Phil when you have Dr. Benny? I’ll hide her in my apartment and get […]
Centerfield
 Abby & Dani-girl pose for a picture with former Cardinal Jim Edmonds. What are we going to see next? Two new photo albums have been added: Dani-girl – Lumen VIP Party and Tom’s Wildcard Weekend. For those of you keeping score at home – I passed my drug test. I guess they didn’t test […]
No No Song
I changed yesterday’s picture for two reasons. I can Having a picture of an arrow stuck in your ass is kind of gay. I had to submit to a drug screening test today. I admit it’s been a while since I had to pee in a cup. Man, the nurses bossed me around like I […]
You Give Love A Bad Name
 My weekend was calm until I got talked into partying at Tom’s on Sunday. Check out Sheila E. getting her freak on. I stopped at a convenience store on the way over to buy a bottle of Kentucky Tavern Premium Bourbon. There were two people inside – a young black girl working behind the counter […]
Cheeba Cheeba
While drinking a couple of cold ones on New Year’s Day with the boys, the subject of our first jobs came up. My first job was a dishwasher at a local restaurant when I was fifteen. As luck would have it, my first day of work was also the first time I smoked weed. I didn’t plan […]
Coward Of The County
No, I did not make it to the 7:00 Mass on New Year’s Day because I didn’t wake up until 9:00. I wondered around Tom’s house in a haze, stepping over sleeping bodies that were scattered everywhere. I’m just glad I didn’t wake up to find Crowe Dog spooning me. For some reason, a few […]