Scotty Doesn’t Know

 

I went to dinner last night with Chuck and Theresa H., their sons Kyle and Vance, and Tory K. It was a great evening until we met up with Gina Party later.

Not all SOB cast members have met, so everyone introduced themselves. A few seconds later, Gina made an inappropriate comment to Theresa about the size of her breasts.

Awkward…

I asked the waitress for my check, and pretended I didn’t hear the comment. Alright, that’s a lie. I told Gina that probably wasn’t something she should say in front of Theresa’s sons.

“You didn’t tell me they were her sons,” she said.

Like that should matter…

As Tory and I were walking to his car, I noticed a drunk-ass chick stumbling around in the parking lot. It was apparent that she was looking for her car. After watching her fall down a couple of times, I convinced her that she probably shouldn’t be driving.

She told us that she only lived a few miles away, so Tory volunteered to drive her home. On the way, she said that she would rather go to another bar, and assured us that her friends were there waiting.

When we arrived, she directed us to drive to the parking lot behind the bar – Where her car was!

That’s right…we took a drunk driver to their car.

I started to argue with the drunk chick again, but she bolted. Thankfully, we watched her walk around the building to the entrance. I’m not sure if she drove home or not, but we got the fu-k out of Dodge.

I’m going to be posting throughout the day at Tom’s Super Bowl Party. I’m also going to try to convince him that he needs a web cam. Check the SOB on Sunday afternoon for updates.

– Chris Berman loses his cool on the set of Monday Night Football. NSFW. 

– Sarah Silverman is fuc-ing Matt Damon. NSFW.

I did her on his birthday.