Sunday has become our Fun Day. Last Sunday, Gina Party stopped by in the afternoon. She wanted to create a PayPal account, so I helped her while we drank a glass of wine. A glass turned into a bottle. And a bottle turned into three.

Laurie showed up later and offered to drive Gina to Trader Joe’s to get more wine. And by offered, I mean I begged her. Gina returned with a case of Charles Shaw Cabernet. Sheila E., Tom and Dani-girl made the scene, and nine bottles later, it was time for bed.

Mondays are not fun if you’re nursing a wine hangover.

Dani-girl uploaded three new photo albums:

- New Year’s Eve 2007

- Crowe Dog’s Birthday Bash

- Mardi Gras 2008

SOB logo white T-shirts are now available through February 22nd. Some people apparently prefer plain white t’s over pigment-dyed garments. Giggety, giggety, giggety…

Thanks again Mr. O. for coming up with the SOB slogan - Life…12 ounces at a time.

- Ah, the joy of having roommates.

- Guy electrocutes himself after cutting the cleaning lady’s power cord.

- Hardly Working: Six Flags. NSFW

I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world, in front of every kind of girl. There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones, black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones.

I was talking with someone yesterday who was out of town during last week’s deadly shootings in Kirkwood. She said that she knew a friend of a friend that knew the shooter, Charles Thornton.

You may have noticed that I don’t refer to his nickname that has been plastered everywhere by the media. In my opinion, if you gun down people in cold blood, you should only be known to the public by your legal name.

Anyway, we were discussing the killings, and I mentioned that the City of Kirkwood had offered to remove the 150 parking tickets from the murderer’s record. “Post-shooting! Post-shooting!” she shouted.

“WTF are you talking about?” I asked.

“They offered to remove the tickets after the shootings,” she said.

I abruptly ended the conversation.

This person actually believes that after losing their fellow police officers and city officials, and a mayor fighting for his life in critical condition, someone from the City of Kirkwood contacted the killer’s widow and offered to remove the parking tickets from his record.

And that, my friends, is ignorance.

The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload.

2/9 Update: I received a few emails to let me know that it takes 3-5 business days to electronically transfer funds from a bank account to PayPal. So the SOB Store will be open until February 22nd. 

The Summer of Benny Store is now open, and will remain open until Friday, February 15th Friday, February 22nd.

The reason the store will only be open for a week two weeks is simple. We need to get an idea on styles, colors and sizes before placing the initial order. Once this is done, the store will re-open with limited selections available. 

We decided to go with a higher quality t-shirt. Sure, Fruit of the Loom and Hanes were cheaper, but they usually disintegrate after a couple of wash cycles. That, or they shrink and an X-Large becomes a Medium. I can’t wear a Medium. Shocker.

Thanks to Slingen, Tom, Dani-girl, Abby and Gina Party for their help. Also, thanks to everyone who submitted their ideas for the text to appear below the bucket of beer. We decided to go with one of Mr. O’s suggestions…

Life…12 ounces at a time.

How to order:

1. Choose Style & Color
Choose the Style of shirt below and click on the Colors link for the available options. Please keep in mind that the front and back images are two-color: Black and White.

2. Place Order
Register your new account on The Summer of Benny Store. Then select style, color, size and quantity. Add to basket and checkout. Be careful when choosing your size. They are in alphabetic order; not size.

3. Payment
The only payment option currently available is PayPal. If you don’t have a PayPal account, click here to create one. It’s quick, safe and easy. Kind of reminds of a chick I once knew.

4. Shipping
If your purchase requires shipping, please click the Shipping drop-down box during checkout and select Flat Rate ($6.95). Allow three four weeks for delivery.

If you live at Melrose Place, nearby, or I have slept with you, choose $0.00.

Styles and Colors

SOB Logo T-Shirt - Colors

SOB Logo Long-Sleeve T-Shirt - Colors

SOB Logo White T-Shirt - Available in White Only

Ladies’ Tank - Colors

Ladies’ Longer Length Racerback Tank - Colors

“You know, you’ve got some real strong pecks, but it’s hard to tell under that T-shirt.”

Ass Wednesday 

Thanks to that little rodent in Pennsylvania seeing his shadow, there are six more weeks of winter weather. Without football, it’s going to seem like hell.

Let us pray…

Holy Father, fill our weekends with female beach volleyball and not male figure skating.

Lord, hear our prayer.

God, provide a quick resolution to the writer’s strike in Hollywood. We are growing weary of reality television and animal acts on Leno.

Lord, hear our prayer.

Oh Lord, grant wisdom to Hillary supporters, so that they may finally realize she is a say anything to get elected hardened socialist.

Lord, hear our prayer.

- Stephen Lynch sings about what I am giving up for Lent. NSFW

You want to know why I hate you? Well I’ll try and explain…You remember that day in Paris when we wandered through the rain?

Thanks to Slingen, we finally have the artwork for t-shirts. The only problem is the image on the back has ’summer of benny.com’ printed twice. Dani-girl and Abby found this to be repetitive, and I tend to agree. Hey, they’re the fashion experts.

So, we are asking for your ideas to replace the SOB line underneath the bucket of beer. Post a comment to this post or email me via the contact page with your input.

T-Shirt Front

T-Shirt Back - replace the ’summer of benny.com’ text underneath the bucket of beer with???

T-shirts and tanks should be available for order sometime this weekend. The SOB Store will initially be open for just a week, so be sure to check back to place your order.

Have you ever had to explain to a girlfriend why there was a picture of you posing with a topless chick on your website?

Me neither.

What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Update
For security purposes, all links to booby pictures have been removed. And by security purposes, I mean everyone has sobered up.

9:15
Well, the Over was a bust, but the Giants +12 was a lock. Daddy’s drunk, so enjoy the last picture of the night. 18+

8:27
A special shout-out to King on the West Coast. Gina’s getting crazy… 

8:10
Damn. Is it really past 8:00? I hope you bet the Under in the 2nd Half.

Things are getting weird here. 18+

7:25
Thank you NFL for having actual musicians perform during halftime. I was getting sick and tired of watching dip shit rappers lip sync the lyrics. Tom Petty rocked, and I’m now going back to looking at titties.

2nd Half Line
NE-7
Over/Under 24′

Hammer, I mean Hammer, the Over. 

Halftime
Enjoy the show. And I’m not talking about Tom Petty. These pics will be deleted after the game. 18+

Twisted Sister

Rack #1

Rack #2

6:07
Okay, the First Quarter Over and Randy Moss scoring the first touchdown didn’t hit, but you still might see titties at halftime. Gina Party just switched from beer to vodka. Sweet.

5:28
Tails it is… And Dani-girl is drinking. 

5:13
Player to Score First Touchdown:
Pick: Randy Moss at +325. That’s a little over to 3-1 odds to you and me.

5:10
First Quarter Line:
Patriots -3
Over/Under - 10′

Hammer the Over. This will add to your winnings from the Coin Toss: Tails

4:59
I’m starting to get pissed off at my underwear. I mean who makes boxer briefs without a fly hole? Every time I take a piss, which is every fifteen minutes, it’s a whole production.

Gina has promised to show her boobs at halftime, provided her sister, Sheila E., shows hers. I would like to write more, but I need to get them both another beer. 

4:00
Uh-oh…Gina Party’s here.

3:30
Dani-girl and Abby just arrived, but they’re vowing not to drink after spending yesterday at Mardi Gras. Twenty bucks says Dani-girl starts drinking by kickoff.

2:35 PM CST
Tom & I are the only ones here right now. Boring. He is cleaning, and I just cracked open beer #2. We didn’t have time to get a web cam, so that idea will have to wait.

Gina Party said that she should be here around 3:30. We’ll try to talk her into putting on a halftime show. We may not have live video, but I can upload a booby picture in seconds.

I went to dinner last night with Chuck and Theresa H., their sons Kyle and Vance, and Tory K. It was a great evening until we met up with Gina Party later.

Not all SOB cast members have met, so everyone introduced themselves. A few seconds later, Gina made an inappropriate comment to Theresa about the size of her breasts.

Awkward…

I asked the waitress for my check, and pretended I didn’t hear the comment. Alright, that’s a lie. I told Gina that probably wasn’t something she should say in front of Theresa’s sons.

“You didn’t tell me they were her sons,” she said.

Like that should matter…

As Tory and I were walking to his car, I noticed a drunk-ass chick stumbling around in the parking lot. It was apparent that she was looking for her car. After watching her fall down a couple of times, I convinced her that she probably shouldn’t be driving.

She told us that she only lived a few miles away, so Tory volunteered to drive her home. On the way, she said that she would rather go to another bar, and assured us that her friends were there waiting.

When we arrived, she directed us to drive to the parking lot behind the bar - Where her car was!

That’s right…we took a drunk driver to their car.

I started to argue with the drunk chick again, but she bolted. Thankfully, we watched her walk around the building to the entrance. I’m not sure if she drove home or not, but we got the fu-k out of Dodge.

I’m going to be posting throughout the day at Tom’s Super Bowl Party. I’m also going to try to convince him that he needs a web cam. Check the SOB on Sunday afternoon for updates.

- Chris Berman loses his cool on the set of Monday Night Football. NSFW. 

- Sarah Silverman is fuc-ing Matt Damon. NSFW.

I did her on his birthday.