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Some things just don’t make sense to me…

In a speech today, Barack Obama refused to disown his relationship with Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. The presidential candidate’s spiritual advisor has spewed several anti-American comments. For example, he believes our government developed the HIV virus to kill black people.

WTF?

The scary thing is that some people believe this idiot. Stupid people should not be allowed to vote. In fact, you should have to answer a few questions before stepping into the booth.

Before being allowed to vote, please answer the following questions:

  1. Who are the two US Senators currently representing your state?
  2. Who is your Congressman?
  3. Where yo BD stay at? Use BM if applicable.

Another story caught my attention today. A woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines claiming that a man masturbated and then ejaculated in her hair during a flight from Los Angeles to Dallas.

Again, WTF?

Suggested new airline slogans:

  • We love to fly and it really shows
  • Something special in the hair
  • You are now free to jack off about the country

– “Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog!”

Sunday Afternoon by Jon Lajoie.

I don’t want to get caught up in any of that funky shit goin’ down in the city.