Waitin’ For The Bus

 

“Park the car.”

The SOB drinking season traditionally runs from May through October. I’m not saying we don’t spend an occasional night during the off-season tossing down cold ones. We do. We’re just not in shape for two-a-days yet. 

Stupidity Tax Offense: When discussing the issue of race, saying something like, “I don’t care if you’re black, white, or purple.” Cha Ching! $10.

Why is this a taxable offense? – Because purple people don’t exist. If they did, Crowe Dog would finally be at peace with his roots.

Two different magazines, Country Living (99.99% white readership) and EBONY/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on “WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?” The results were interesting, to say the least…

Country Living magazine’s top three answers were:

1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S.
2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness
3. Terminal illness/self

EBONY/Jet magazine’s top three answers were:

1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

Thanks, Josh H.

– Dani-girl uploaded two new photo albums: Crystal’s Birthday and St. Patrick’s Day 2008. 

– Would you like a smoke and a pancake? Thanks, Laurie S.

– Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short. Thanks, Chuck H.

– Cribs: Barney on HIMYM. Thanks, King.

– Chimp tells a joke to the bartender. Thanks, Doug O. and Loverboy.

– Hillary Clinton describes her harrowing experience during a trip to Bosnia in 1996.

Have mercy.