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I enjoyed watching the day games during the opening round of the NCAA basketball tournament last week. Not because I’m a huge hoops fan. I just like thinking about the housewife sitting down to watch her favorite soap operas only to find out it’s that time of the year again.

Did Jane sleep with Michael again?

Have you ever been thinking about rubbing one out when a religious commercial came on the TV telling you to accept Jesus?

Me neither. 

– It looks like King hasn’t changed much since moving to Cali. You want a shot at the title?

Vote for Hillary. WTF?

A drunk dude doesn’t like the band. I would have turned it on the French crowd.

Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

3 Responses

  1. I’m just trying to keep on living the dream Benny….looking forward to hanging out at the pooouulll this summer

  2. Benny,Just picked up book in Atl. airport entitled I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL. THe dude has taken your identity, you should be getting rolalties. Were you a ghost writer? Justice must be done.