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I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work.

Nominated as the World’s Best Short Joke of 2007 

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

Thanks, Sheila E.

Clinton Joke

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time, and thinks she’s in love.

Hillary said, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”

Chelsea said, “Not according to Dad.”

Thanks, Tory K.

– Dani-girl uploaded pictures from the Cardinals game last weekend.

– This guy thought he had a great tattoo… until he went to jail. Thanks, Tom. NSFW

– Friends come and go. Thanks, Doug O.

Best DUI ever from Reno 911! Thanks, Freddie R.

– How to tell if your date is bored. Thanks, Sheila E. NSFW 

– Proper ways to serve a man a drink. Thanks, Mr. O. NSFW

– I saw the first sign of spring today. Those open-toed shoes are a dead giveaway. Thanks, Leo K. NSFW

I’ll tell you this… No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.