I’ll Be There For You

 

That’s the last time I answer a personal ad.

I didn’t write yesterday because I was too busy returning voice mails. You see, when you drunk dial a bunch of people over the weekend, Monday is the day you get to find out what you said. I love this game.

Dani-girl drove to KC last Friday to audition for a new reality show – Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. It’s no secret that she idolizes Paris, and I can’t think of a more deserving reality show contestant. Unless it was Crowe Dog on Lance Bass’s My New BFB.

– An SOB T-shirt finishes the St. Louis Marathon. Thanks, John M.

– This is one bored gym teacher. Thanks, Lance M.

– What every man wants in bed. Thanks, Mark K.

- Some chick asks an embarrassing question to Tiger Woods during a press conference.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.