Lose Yourself
 Relaxing in the Jacuzzi before Passover Dani-girl emailed today’s picture which reminded me of a favor she recently asked. If anyone in St. Louis is having a Passover Seder, and would like to have an attractive, large-breasted girl in attendance, please send me an email through the Contact page. She is unable to make it home […]
Stoned Immaculate
 I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work. Nominated as the World’s Best Short Joke of 2007 A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. Thanks, Sheila E. Clinton Joke After Chelsea […]
Why Don’t We Get Drunk
Trimming the trees at Melrose Place Good News: I will have an unobstructed view of the pool this summer. Bad News: People at the pool will have an unobstructed view of me. So, Tom called me on Sunday morning with a story. A female co-worker of his went to the Cardinals game on Saturday afternoon […]
Driver’s Seat – Part Deux
I was pissed off, so I convinced Red to stay and find a couple of chicks at the carnival. I was unable to find the hottie from the beer garden but found a couple of suitable replacements. My plan to hook up with local girls was going fine until I stumbled off the Tilt-a-Wheel with […]
Driver’s Seat – Part 1
I was permanently banned from a small Missouri town in the mid-80’s. That same night I put my friend’s head through the passenger side window of my Ford Escort. The following is a narrative description of the night’s events, but is not intended as an apology or admission of guilt. An acquaintance of mine had […]
The End
I’ve decided to cancel The Summer of Benny. After two years I’ve run out of things to write about. I would like to thank everyone for a great ride. It’s been a lot of fun. Don’t cry, Crowe Dog. The domain name for http://www.comeoutofthecloset.com is available. Update (1:30 PM): The monthly web hosting fee for April has […]