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Upon further review, I did get something accomplished last weekend during my Velveeta-induced whack fest. I wrote a Real Men of Genius script and emailed it to a top secret contact at Anheuser-Busch.
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
[Real Men of Genius]
Today we salute you, Mr. I have my own Blog Guy.
[Mr. I have my own Blog Guy]
While ordinary people unwind the day by spending time with friends and family, you sit at your computer telling the world what you had for lunch.
[I ate out today]
A wizard on the web, you feverishly troll through cyberspace looking for funny videos to share with your readers. A celebrity gets arrested, a kid face plants off a skateboard, a disturbing look at animals doing what nature intended.
[Those monkeys are funny]
Add me as your friend, post a comment, subscribe to my feed – your Blog has it all.
[I’ll be your friend]
If anyone wants to know what you did last weekend, all they have to do is read your latest post. Some may ask, “Why don’t you get a life?†Well, you have a life. And you’re letting everyone else in on it.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Icon of the Internet. Because without your Blog, the rest of us wouldn’t have a reason to live.
[Mr. I have my own Blog Guy]
Feel free to make suggestions, but don’t say mean things like I’m not funny. That hurts my feelings. And I don’t need any negative vibes during prom week.
Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I’d like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said; let’s take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new “Jeopardy” record with -$230,000.
Sean Connery: You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you, Trebek? What with your dago mustache and your greasy hair!
I even asked the Lord to try to help me. He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please – Just be patient, I’m a work in progress.
This is great! You definately need to make sure they know you are serious about making this their new song! Keep up the good work, and next time add some salsa/rotel to your cheese mix….it makes it better!!
Benny I must say I’m impressed! Those real men of genius commercials are my favorite so I had to sing this out loud to get the true feel and it just rolled right off my tongue!! I thinks its great the way it is…..nice work!
That t-shirt fits just right!…
good stuff on the commercial (I actually do know someone to send it to at AB) consider it forwarded.
For the final jeopardy question we would like you to write down a number, any number, any number at all and you win…
Sean Connery answered with the letter “V” well despite your best efforts you managed to answer correctly as V is a roman numeral.
Lets see what you wagered… you wagered “Svck it Trebek”
Classic radio spot in the making, don’t change anything. I couldn’t read it without singing it. By the way, I nailed it!
Benny I think we could get Papa to model the tank if that would help sales.
Nice job on the commercial. You need to hang that pic again of G-man workin out.
YEEEEEEEEEEAA!!! WHewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
I’m a friend of Laura (and Sean) and she sent me over here…(because I NEED yet another blog read…hahahaha).
You are very funny and I think the Men of Genius spot is spot-on! I’m off to read more of your stuff…
Happened on your site while surfing RMG on google. Very funny stuff. Hope you earn some $$ on it.
I think that your real men of genius work in progress is funny and I hope it gets accepted and played on the radio.