I’m seriously thinking about writing a letter to one of the local weather people in St. Louis. It doesn’t matter which one because they all got the Memorial Weekend forecast wrong.
Sunny skies were predicted for Saturday and Sunday with highs of 78 and 84 respectively. Monday called for mostly sunny skies, a high of 87, with a 40% chance of rain.
Here’s what actually happened:
Saturday – Rain
Sunday – Rain
Monday – Rain
A lot of people were upset with the incorrect predictions – including myself. During the summer months, I use the weekend forecasts to schedule my Brazilian waxing. Thanks to these Bozos, I wasted a week of regrowth.
You’re livin’ in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
Dani-girl and Abby are closing the chapter on being roommates. No worries…. they’re both staying at Melrose Place. But I noticed a distinct difference in their moving styles.
Abby spent evenings last week moving everything except the heavy furniture – without asking for any help.
Dani-girl made a list. And while she was out of town over the weekend, me, Tom and Crowe Dog were responsible for completing the list. I sent an email to The Guinness Book of World Records because I think we moved the world’s heaviest sofa sleeper.
– Some people have no class. That tie is so yesterday. Thanks, Sheila E.
And I wonder. Still I wonder.
I thank you all for help with moving!!! Although i presume that if I had asked you to move my underwear and bras and lingerie there wouldnt be any questions or complaints 🙂
As a token for my appreciation I will be sticking to my word of beer and some grub this weekend for the pool (so long as they hired a new weatherman and the sunny forecast for this weekend is accurate)!! Unfortunately I won’t be around for the first weekend home game at the pool (since spring training is now officially over) due to the “unpacking and organizing”!!
Everytime I come on here the John McCain 2008 ad is present…coincidence?