Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
 Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to build a boat. Unless napping, masturbating, and eating massive amounts of cheese dip are suddenly considered life plan goals, I got nothing accomplished over the weekend. However, I was able to get back the 75 cents the post office stole. My redemption came in the form of a new hire at McDonalds. “Did […]
Shoot To Thrill
There’s no place like home. I’ve had it with the post office. Today, I went to mail my Mother’s Day card and tried to buy a stamp from their vending machine. They didn’t have any 41 cents stamps available, so I opted for the fifty cents choice. Who needs a frickin’ fifty cents stamp anyway? The […]
Bad Day
 They never hassle their own kind. When does American Idol end? I still watch it, but not because of the contestant performances or musical guests. I enjoy watching someone get booted off, and then forced to sing a song in tears. Okay, the numb nut kicked off tonight didn’t cry, but he butchered a Bob Marley […]
Shift Work
 M-I-C-… See you at the bar. Today’s picture is of reader, Slingen, wearing his SOB T-shirt at Disney World. That gave me an idea… create a photo page of people wearing their SOB gear. Hopefully, this will give Dani-girl, Abby, and the other girls enough incentive to send pictures of themselves wearing their extremely tight […]
The Race Is On
SOB picks for the 134th running of the Kentucky Derby. Drink a mint julep today and be somebody. Benny Pick: Pyro Analysis: Ignore his last effort in the Bluegrass over the synthetic surface at Keeneland. He’s back on conventional dirt today and should be closing like a mo-fo. Besides, I had his grandsire, AP Indy, […]
Sex And Candy
Banned for life… As I was driving across the state earlier this week, I couldn’t help but take the exit ramp to the town that banned me years ago. The picture is a little grainy because the po po was lurking, so I only had time for one shot. My publicist said that I needed to get […]