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I’m stilling mulling over ideas for things I want to accomplish this summer. One of them is to spend an entire week watching nothing but porn.

I discussed my plan to burn through X-rated videos for seven days straight with a buddy. He didn’t like the idea. “Don’t do it,” he warned. “We might not get you back.”

He’s probably right, but I doubt I’ll be practicing ten days of sobriety like I did last year. Hanging out with drunk people while you’re sober is brutal. You quickly discover that you have nothing in common with your friends.

It’s kind of like the woman I saw today reading an article on Hillary Clinton in Jet magazine – which I’m sure is chock full o’ non-biased, hard-hitting political commentary. She’s probably a nice person, but I doubt I’ll see her at the Steve Miller Band concert next month.

By the way, who in the f-ck is T.I.?

Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face can hide an evil mind.

5 Responses

  1. I assume you do not mean “Texas Instruments” the calculator brand (nevermind…)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.I.

    thanks goodness for wikipedia….his real name is Clifford…hence the reason he changed it to T.I….he stared in that ATL movie…which I am sure you saw on opening day!

  2. Rap music is a bigger oxymoron than Jumbo Shrimp.

    Looks like another Big Brown went down.

    The NBA is nothing more than carjackers wearing shorts.

    Gee, it seems like Benny can be quite the sad S.O.B. May I ask you, my deeply racist friend, is the confederate flag is flying high over your home?

  3. Rap music is a bigger oxymoron than Jumbo Shrimp.
    The reference was an observation that most rap songs don’t feature many musical instruments. Instead, they use songs written by talented musicians, and then record incomprehensible lyrics on top of them.

    Looks like another Big Brown went down.
    That’s a picture of my friend, and SOB cast member, Issac. I asked his opinion on the caption before posting it. He thought it was hilarious. You’re too busy being politically correct to notice any humor.

    The NBA is nothing more than carjackers wearing shorts.
    I haven’t watched an NBA game since Kobe Bryant was charged with sexual assault. I felt that he was one of the league’s last true role models. But you obviously have a different opinion. I’m going to a strip club tonight and make it rain.

    Gee, it seems like Benny can be quite the sad S.O.B. May I ask you, my deeply racist friend, is the confederate flag is flying high over your home?
    No, I don’t own a home. But thank you for reminding me how horrible my life is.

  4. unnnn-unnnn no you didn’t……..Can we get more pix’s of girls in bikini’s so people can stop thinking your a racist an chill out. It’s better to talk about hoe’s, jews,asians, indians and my personal favorite unfortune white people , but how dare you make a joke about them colored folk…………Keep it up and I’m reporting you to http://www.Obamawatchdogs.com.