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I found another way to make women mad - blackmail them. On my hard drive (drink, he said hard), I have photos of three chicks flashing their boobies. Two of them have threatened me with litigation if I post them. The other shows her tits more than Obama says the word, “change.”

I have three plans for the naughty pics:

  1. Post them
  2. Hold them for ransom – I’m thinking a 30-pack of Natty Light and a month-long window in which I can touch their boobies upon request.
  3. Burn them to CD, and address the situation after one of them comes into a large sum of money.

What do they plan on getting by suing me anyway? My assets include a 20-inch TV that doesn’t turn off, a 15-year old bedroom set, and a sofa that’s been pissed on so many times, I couldn’t give it away.

Here is my response to the Titty Twins - Take Option #2. Buy me beer, let me feel you up for a month, and it’s over. If you agree to these conditions, I will destroy the pictures after the month of nipple rubbing is over.

It should be noted that the two women in question are not SOB cast members. So don’t send emails requesting topless pictures of Dani-girl, Abby, Maribeth or Sheila E.

As for Gina Party, I’ve started a photo album, and plan to release it as a slideshow during the holidays.

– WTF is this? 

– Mr. Nice Hands will always make me laugh. 

- A guy builds a roller coaster in his backyard.

– As of July 1, 2008, California is requiring hands free use of cell phones while driving.

Every time I see your face, it reminds me of the places we used to go.

7 Responses

  2. benny. you are not funny. tell me one thing you have done that is funny. o, you pee the bed…thats funny? ok, got me there. while we’re at it, my little brother steve is a douche. and i love tracy. and my nephew josh owns washmo. and your blog is wack except for the dani girl w/ the sweet fake boobs…

  3. Benny,
    sorry for my uncle’s rude comments. basically i think you ARE funny and i just think d nice is jealous. tell me one thing benny has done that’s funny? ha, ok thats funny. and i have to agree with him, steve is a douche but i still love him.
    jtime

  4. Wow…Josh H. and Doug N. (yes, I removed his last name) posted their comments from the same IP address. Which, by the way, was traced to Josh Hotz.

    You’re lucky I removed Doug’s last name because he would have opened a can of whoop-ass on you.

    I believe Tracy is spelled “Tracie.” But you are right about Steve-O. I’m printing t-shirts that read, “Tracie Was Right.”

    Stay golden, Pony Boy.

  7. Actually Josh….I know the owners of WASH MO….bring it……I’ll take you down….down town……ok…where is my friend jimmy…beam.