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I received a letter yesterday from a previous, albeit brief, employer. They were writing to let me know that their computer equipment containing employee payroll records had been stolen, and I should contact the three major credit bureau agencies to issue a fraud alert.
The news didn’t worry me much because the most someone is going to get using my credit score is a payday loan.
But I sent a response to make three key points.
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Your letter is dated July 15, 2008, but the ‘recent security incident’ occurred on April 27, 2008. That’s almost 3 months. Thanks for the heads-up, douche bags.
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I should contact the major credit bureaus? I look forward to spending an entire day being passed around the globe talking with reps that barely speak English. I’m sure they’ll have no problem understanding my situation. I’ll keep track of my time, and bill you accordingly.
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You state that the computer containing employee payroll records was ‘double password protected’. WTF does that mean anyway? How about double password protecting the doors, dumb asses.
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