Breakfast In America
My coffee cartel was exposed this morning. You see, I’ve been using the hotel down the street as my own personal Starbucks for years. A few times a week I would enter the property through a guest entrance, take the elevator to the lobby, and grab a complimentary cup of coffee and a USA Today. […]
Photograph
Slap Bet I found another way to make women mad - blackmail them. On my hard drive (drink, he said hard), I have photos of three chicks flashing their boobies. Two of them have threatened me with litigation if I post them. The other shows her tits more than Obama says the word, “change.” I have three plans […]
Beer In Mexico
 Man, how brutal are Mondays after a 3-day weekend? I was barely able to make it back to the pool this afternoon. On the flipside, my base tan is really coming along nicely. I spent the 4th of July with a girlfriend of Sheila E.’s who was in town with her boyfriend for the weekend. Here are a […]
4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)
 The day was July 3, 1990, and I had an opportunity to alter my destiny. Five weeks earlier, I had won a preliminary stand-up comedy contest and the final competition was being held the night before Independence Day. I had never done any stand-up before, but some friends convinced me to give it a […]
The End Of The Innocence
Daddy-O putting together a 9-team parlay Today’s picture is Mr. O.’s dad wearing his SOB T-shirt into a sports book in Las Vegas. Sweet. I haven’t made a post this week because I’ve been in jury duty. I was supposed to appear last January, but had a prior commitment. And by commitment, I mean I don’t like cold weather. […]