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Tonight is going to be brief because I have to take a nap. My alarm is set for 1 AM, so I can watch Women’s Beach Volleyball. Yeah, I know, American swimmer Michael Phelps is all the rage at the games right now. But there’s something special about watching bikini-clad women playing barefoot in the sand. Maybe it’s just me.

Update: Beach volleyball wasn’t even on this morning. But I stayed up until 4 AM watching women’s gymnastics during the prime-time replay. Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of! I also saw a commercial promoting the Knight Rider remake on NBC this fall. Great.

Gina Party got a new nickname over the weekend- Headline News. She received the new moniker because she tends to repeat the same stories every 30 minutes after a few cans of barley juice.

But her loss of memory gave us an idea for a business – Gina Party Therapy. The concept is for people that might be too embarrassed to go to normal therapy. An office visit will cost $50 and a 12-pack of cold water sandwiches. After GP consumes the sandwiches, the patient will be allowed 30 minutes to discuss their problems. Once their time is up, they can leave knowing they got some personal issues off their chest. More importantly, the doctor-client privilege will never be jeopardized because the therapist won’t remember a thing.

King is coming into town from Cali over the Labor Day weekend. Let us pray.

Military humor. – Thanks Tory, K.

– Fake, but funny, Guinness beer commercial. – Thanks, Tom and Doug O. NSFW

I need my love to translate.

One Response

  1. I am going to have to ask that everyone signs a waiver before my return. That I will not be held responsible for any bad decision or armadillo controversies that may occur during my long weekend in the STL.

    Do the Cards play labor day weekend??