Men In Black

 

It must be that time of the year again because a cricket is keeping me up at night. Someone reminded me that crickets are considered good luck in China. I wonder how two hours of sleep rates on the Feng Shui scale.

I think he’s somewhere under the sink, but I’m not going to test fate. He has no food source, and will soon meet his demise on a diet of Comet and Windex. And there’s plenty to eat because I rarely use that stuff.

Have you ever been daydreaming about sex while walking down the street – suddenly realized you were sportin’ wood – and saw a group of cyclists riding towards you?

Me neither.

– A bear survives Hurricane Ike in Galveston. 

– Issac’s new favorite website.

– Don’t be racist in an elevator. NSFW

– Shawn Johnson: Ortega makes my taco pop. WTF?

– Was Crowe Dog in New York this week?

- Does Evil exist? Obama and McCain answer the question during a forum. Thanks, Tory. 

– The front fell off. Thanks, Tom.

– Every “That’s What She Said” from The Office.

I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya.