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Dani-girl, Josh H. and Abby

We’re going to have to add Josh H. to the cast if he keeps running into Dani-girl and Abby.

Happy Belated Birthday, King. The guy lost his cell phone on Saturday while celebrating in downtown Sacramento – got an upgrade today – and then received a call from someone that found the old phone on the side of the road in Yuba City (70 miles away). Different State – Same King.

I have a meeting tomorrow morning, and just discovered that I’m out of clean boxer shorts. And since I refuse to stuff my nut sack into a pair of tidy whities, I had to throw a load in. Drink, I said load.

Watching The Biggest Loser makes me feel like I’m in pretty good shape. That’s a good thing because trying to convince women that “it all turns into dick at midnight” seems to have lost its luster.

People often ask me how I stay so damn sexy. Here are three helpful hints:

  1. Exercise every other week
  2. No carbs after 3 AM
  3. Get a good mirror

I want to get back to my city by the bay.

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