We’re going to have to add Josh H. to the cast if he keeps running into Dani-girl and Abby.
Happy Belated Birthday, King. The guy lost his cell phone on Saturday while celebrating in downtown Sacramento – got an upgrade today – and then received a call from someone that found the old phone on the side of the road in Yuba City (70 miles away). Different State – Same King.
I have a meeting tomorrow morning, and just discovered that I’m out of clean boxer shorts. And since I refuse to stuff my nut sack into a pair of tidy whities, I had to throw a load in. Drink, I said load.
Watching The Biggest Loser makes me feel like I’m in pretty good shape. That’s a good thing because trying to convince women that “it all turns into dick at midnight” seems to have lost its luster.
People often ask me how I stay so damn sexy. Here are three helpful hints:
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Exercise every other week
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No carbs after 3 AM
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Get a good mirror
I want to get back to my city by the bay.
that’s right…i color coordinate to match talanyas sweet lights…
I still recognize those neon lights!