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West L.A. Fadeaway

  Walking out of Quick Trip yesterday I ran into a chick I used to date about 10 years ago. I still can’t remember her name. I think it was Leanne or something like that. But anyway, we exchanged the normal pleasantries, “How have you been? – What are you doing these days?” – yada, yada, […]

Second Chance

Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mr. Pink Today’s blog title is courtesy of Gina Party. This song was playing on the radio today while we were on the phone. She was convinced it was sung by 38 Special. I was thinking more along the lines of Corey Hart. She was right. I was wrong. Besides, […]

You Look Good In My Shirt

It’s an investment. Don’t judge. A lot of people probably don’t realize this, but I invented the half-tuck. I’ve also invented a new drinking game – Obama Beer Party. The rules are simple – line up shots of your favorite beer, and drink one every time he says the word “Change.” I got loaded during his […]

Operator

  Last night my DSL went down, so I was forced to call AT&T tech support. Their interactive voice response system was my first nemesis. After speaking my telephone number and problem (no internet connection), and answering a dozen more unrelated questions, a recording told me that I could access their website for a possible […]

Uneasy Rider

Dani-girl is a finalist for Ms. Westport. You can vote for her to win the title by following the instructions below: Click on the ‘Ms. Westport’ link above Click on ‘Danielle H’ and enter a valid email Check your in-box. A confirmation will be sent to your email address immediately, and you must confirm your […]

The Candy Man

30-pack abs I can sometimes be a bit immature. Shocker. Late one night, I took a few complimentary candy bars from the gift shop at a local hotel. And by one night, I mean the statute of limitations has expired. I had a long walk home – I was hungry – and there wasn’t an […]