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Happy Birthday, Issac
The annual Melrose Place Winery Trip is Saturday, November 1st. The cost of the round-trip bus ride is $27. We depart MP at 10 AM and return at 5 PM. Send me an email via the Contact page if you’re interested. Or call me if you’re fortunate to have my number.
Something happened over the weekend that has changed me in a deep and profound way. I noticed a bra laying behind a chair on Sunday morning at Gina Party’s house. I asked who it belonged to, and a girl responded that it belonged to her.
Now normally a booby alarm would have gone off in my head to alert me that a chick was in close proximity and not wearing a bra. I would have donned a pair of sunglasses, and had a 20-minute conversation with the young lady.
But the opportunity blew over the top of my head like someone telling Gina Party it’s time to go to sleep. So I decided to do a little self-analysis to figure out what exactly went wrong.
Booby Quiz
Why did I not realize a woman was walking around without a bra?
(a) I am content with my current love interest, and no longer have a desire to look at other boobies.
(b) I was too busy looking at Gina Party’s boobies because she was wearing a form-fitting white shirt without a bra.
(c) I was more concerned looking at the college football scores on SportsCenter.
(d) I was simply too hungover to catch it.
Answers:
(a) Incorrect. But this one scares me.
(b) Incorrect. I’ve seen GP’s boobs so many times, it’s like looking at the sky.
(c) Incorrect. Mizzou was the only game I cared about, and already knew the score.
(d) Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
She’s flouting society’s conventions!
Alright, today is Issac’s birthday, so let’s get to know him a little better.
Some interesting things you may not know about Issac
– Believes our government planted crack cocaine in the inner cities.
– Sends me text messages during Presidential and VP debates to ask how in the hell I could be voting for McCain/Palin.
– Got his first Father’s Day card from me.
– Loves to hear it when white women say they prefer black men.
I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire. I got a cobra snake for a necktie.