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WTF?
I have my first physical in years on Thursday morning. That means I may not be an ass virgin this time tomorrow. The good Doc suggested I get my prostate checked last time, but I convinced him to wait. Then I got my Xanax prescription refilled and snagged a trial pack of Viagra for the road.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind an occasional finger up my ass. I just don’t want it to be by a 60-year old bald guy.
Proposition Bets
Odds I run into Issac at the Dennis Miller concert: 200-1
Odds Crowe Dog gets laid on his cruise next week: 200-1
Odds Crowe Dog comes out of the closet after his cruise: Even
– Let us pray.Â
– Vote for real change on November 4th.
I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway.