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Welcome To My Nightmare

  A&W Weekend Recap: Friday: Pounded 8 cold ones in two hours, and then went camping. This ended up being the tamest of the three  days. And the term camping is a private joke, beotches. Saturday: Gina Party had a sex toy party which is like me hosting Casino Night. They’ll probably deliver her purchases […]

Let It Go

  There isn’t much time to write this morning because (a) I have to get ready for work and (b) I’m making a wish list for a sex toy party this weekend. Anyone know if they make a Jessica Alba blow-up doll? That reminds me of a quick story. Tom and Crowe Dog stopped by my place […]

Doctor Wu

  How do you people work 40 hours a week? It’s exhausting. – You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me! – 10 People from your past who will haunt you on Facebook. – You gotta love politics. – McCain’s Brain #1: Checking out his VP. – If textbooks could talk. NSFW – Using […]

Wake Up (Next To You)

  I hope everyone took advantage of my free NFL picks on Sunday that went 2-3. While that’s not enough to lose your house, be patient, because I’ve yet to release my 5-team College Crap Parlay of the Year. I sometimes receive emails asking why there is a lack of posts, especially during the weekend. Well, here’s […]

Forget Me Nots

  No New York teams made the baseball post-season, Mizzou wins in Lincoln for the first time in 30 years, OJ the Murderer is finally behind bars, and one of the VP candidates is a total MILF – All is well in the world. I didn’t pee the bed last night, but I would shy away from the recliner […]

Behind The Wall Of Sleep

I had to get up at 5 AM this morning so I could get downtown for a tradeshow. Translation: I had to get up at 5 AM this morning so I could get downtown for a pastry and a cup of coffee. But the day produced a bit of advice I would like to share. If you […]