I found a sure-fire way to make some extra money. With the price of oil and gas at near 2-year lows, I’m going to buy two dozen barrels of light sweet crude oil, and fill hundreds of 5-gallon cans with gas.

I plan to keep them in a storage unit until prices go up again. Don’t worry about the cold weather. The several space heaters I bought should keep them warm through the winter.

I recently made a trip to the local Hallmark store only to discover they don’t make a ‘Sorry I peed on you again’ card.

No worries… I wrote my own haiku.

I like you.
You tolerate me.
Next time we sleep together, I promise not to pee.

Yeah, I know that’s not a haiku. But most validation engineers aren’t good poets.

Givin’ up jiggy make it feel like foreplay.

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