I found a sure-fire way to make some extra money. With the price of oil and gas at near 2-year lows, I’m going to buy two dozen barrels of light sweet crude oil, and fill hundreds of 5-gallon cans with gas.
I plan to keep them in a storage unit until prices go up again. Don’t worry about the cold weather. The several space heaters I bought should keep them warm through the winter.
I recently made a trip to the local Hallmark store only to discover they don’t make a ‘Sorry I peed on you again’ card.
No worries… I wrote my own haiku.
I like you.
You tolerate me.
Next time we sleep together, I promise not to pee.
Yeah, I know that’s not a haiku. But most validation engineers aren’t good poets.
Givin’ up jiggy make it feel like foreplay.
cute, you are reduce to stealing ideas from it’s always sunny
I’ve never seen the show, but hear it’s funny. What part was on the show?
the whole storing the gas thing