I had two choices to take care of the black marks on the wall above my toilet that were caused by constantly bracing myself. I could (a) clean it, or (b) cover it.
I chose (b), but after seeing the picture, it looks like the sign needs to be moved down a bit. I’m a perfectionist.
Gina Party told that she has appointments scheduled with her dentist, gynecologist, and doctor for a mammogram – all in the next two weeks. I told her that I could take care of all three in about 30 minutes.
You might want to grab a hold of something because this is gonna pinch a little.
My new medication is causing problems in my sex life because of the prolonged ejaculation side-effect. It takes me so long to bring it home, I’ve started treating sex like an NBA game – using full and 20-second timeouts.
The nightstand used to the place where I put my wallet and keys. Now it holds a towel and a Gatorade bottle.
Everything she do just turns me on.