These Apples

I wanted to make a new post this morning for a couple of reasons. First, it’s Sheila E.’s birthday. Second, I had to get rid of that disgusting ass picture from the first thing people see on the SOB.

Some interesting things you may not know about Sheila E.

- Lived in Minnesota for a year and every day would walk through a chicken coup with a basket to hand pick eggs

– Absolutely despises Minnesota

– Has driven two hours for Taco John’s

– Goes to the grocery store with a list that contains nothing but different kinds of cheese

– Broke up with a boyfriend while shopping for a new refrigerator. When he asked what color she liked, she responded by saying, “It doesn’t matter. I won’t be around to use it.” Ouch.

– Still has her Catholic high school uniform – and it still fits

– One night I accused her of staring at me across a bar like a teenage girl gazing at a Shaun Cassidy poster (Dani-girl, if you don’t know who Shaun Cassidy is, Google it)

Happy Kwanzaa, Issac. Here’s hoping the MAN doesn’t keep you down in 2009. Wait a minute - after the inauguration, you will be the MAN. 

WTF did you just say?

Have you ever gone home for a ‘Nooner’ at lunch – by yourself?

Me neither.

These apples are delicious! “As a matter of fact they are,” she said.