Your Body Is A Wonderland
A few shout-outs: Leo – Thanks for the crutches. They’re working great even though the lowest setting is 5′ 10″. I know I’m not that tall, but my weight is ideal for 5′ 10″. I looked it up. “You mean you’re wider than you are tall?” (Inside joke) JT – Thanks for getting me the same Christmas gift […]
Tube Snake Boogie
Never run up icy stairs after you’ve been drinking – Because you’ll end up with a severely sprained ankle (cankle). So, I spent Monday morning in the doctor’s office. I already had an appointment scheduled later in the week to discuss my new medication, but moved it up after I was unable to walk over the […]
All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan
 Another day, another lesson… Never come into town, drop off a bunch of Christmas presents, and ask me to deliver them to your neighbor’s family that happen to live in St. Louis – Because I’m not frickin’ UPS. Now I find myself in quite the dilemma. On one hand, a buddy has entrusted me with an important task. On the […]
Year Of The Cat
Let this picture serve as a warning – Never ask me to check on your cat while you’re out of town – Because if I have to use my lunch break to scrape cat shit out of a litter box, I’m going to leave a floater. My buddy’s lucky I didn’t Top Shelf his ass. In the […]
Angel Of Harlem
I’m back home in the Bat Cave after being in KC for Thanksgiving. And by Thanksgiving, I mean a 4-day bender. I went to Jo B’s 23rd annual Friday night party on, well, Friday night. It was great talking with people I hadn’t seen in 20 years. But I got tired of hearing the same questions. – What’s […]