Bertha

 
Finally

I hate using crutches – so much in fact, that I haven’t been using them as much as I should. My doctor gave me a stern lecture yesterday after reviewing my X-rays and told me to keep weight off of my foot for another three weeks. The good news is that I got a handicap parking sticker for another 90 days.

Have you ever tried to find a handicapped parking spot at Wal-Mart? Impossible.

Stupidity Tax Offense: Being overweight and trying to find the closest parking spot at the store. Cha Ching! – $10.

Stupidity Tax Offense: Being overweight and taking an elevator one floor instead of using the stairs. Cha Ching! – $10.

Please note that being overweight is not a taxable offense by itself. Most of us could stand to lose a few lbs. But if you are physically able, park a good distance from the store entrance and walk. And if you work on the second floor of a 2-story building, take the stairs for crying out loud.

Tech Tip of the Day:

I wouldn’t mind getting more votes on the next round of SOB T-shirts.  Most of you probably have a MySpace or Facebook page. At the bottom of each post you will see a ‘Share’ button. You can instantly add a link to the SOB to your social network by clicking the appropriate site and signing in.

Share the love. Or if you’re a democrat, share the wealth.

I apologize in advance if you already knew how to do this. But most of the people I hang with barely know how to run Spell Check.

Follow the SOB on Twitter.

I had a hard run, runnin from your window.