King Of Pain
As if a broken ankle wasn’t enough, now I have gout in the same foot. Sweet. But the good news is my doctor refilled my pain pills. I often ponder the mysteries of life. My top three are: Why are we here? What happens when we die? How did Seal end up with Heidi Klum? […]
Funk Soul Brother
The following is from an e-mail I received today. In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one – owned not by him – but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will […]
It’s Raining Men
Well 2009 got off to a great start – I puked on Gina Party’s floor in the guest bedroom after her New Year’s Eve party. And for those of you that don’t know GP very well, she gets absolutely disgusted with vomit or anything having to do with vomit. Here’s a brief recap from one […]