All I Want
Stupid snow… stupid broken ankle… stupid Economic Stimulus Bill – $335,000,000 for STD prevention? Here, I’ll do it for free: You can either (a) Keep your dick in your pants, (b) Wear a condom, or (c) Stay away from skanks. You’re welcome. I didn’t make a post last night because it was my birthday – […]
3 A.M.
I started a new job today. That’s the good news. The bad news is that my work day starts at 7:30 A.M., and it’s about a 30-minute drive. So, if I intend on taking a shower and shaving everyday – which I do – I have to get up before six o’clock. WTF? Hey, I’m […]
Bertha
 Finally I hate using crutches – so much in fact, that I haven’t been using them as much as I should. My doctor gave me a stern lecture yesterday after reviewing my X-rays and told me to keep weight off of my foot for another three weeks. The good news is that I got a […]
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems
 We’re ordering T-shirts and Koozies next week. The two sayings listed below that get the most votes will be printed on the front of the T-shirts. You can vote for your favorite or add one yourself. Thanks to Mr. O for coming up with a lot of these. Be sure to pick one that you won’t be afraid […]
Should’ve Been A Cowboy
  Issac at the satellite office I did it good this time. After spending Saturday evening celebrating Issac’s girlfriend’s birthday at Buffalo Wild Wings, I left my coat in a buddy’s car – which by the way, was where I had put my pee pills.  When my girlfriend asked if I had taken one before bed, I lied and said, […]
Trip Through Your Wires
 I couldn’t wait to make another post so I wouldn’t have to look at that dick bed anymore. When did Crowe Dog start carving wood, anyway? Drink, I said wood. I got a haircut today from a woman that thought she would enhance my experience by talking the entire time. Now, I don’t mind a conversation […]
Let’s Go To Bed
 Seriously? This morning I hobbled on my crutches through the hallways of a medical building looking for LabCorp, so I could piss in a cup. What a load of crap. I mean, I don’t smoke pot like I did in college, but I think it’s total bullshit that I could lose a job because I took a […]