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Watch the SOB Super Bowl Party Live! on February 1st beginning at 3:00 PM CT. We put the TD in STD.

In the last post, I wrote about not being able to talk about hot ass in the workplace because some people might get offended. What I meant to say was that you can’t tell a girl she has a hot ass nowadays. There was time, albeit in the 1950’s, when you could tell your secretary that she has a hot ass, and then tell her to fetch you a cup of coffee.

SOB Super Picks:

  • Arizona +7 (W)
  • Over 46′ (W)
  • Coin Flip: Heads (W)
  • Will Bruce Springsteen play Glory Days? Yes 2-1 (W)

Have you ever sold an autographed Derrick Thomas authentic jersey for beer money, and found out it was worth over $4,000 after he got elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

Me neither.

Have you ever gone to a Night at the Races at church and ended up making out with a chick in a pew?

Neither has Doug Wetback.

Have you ever had someone ask you if you had a bible, and responded by saying, “Just the one I stole”?

Neither has Anonymous SOB Cast Member.

Turn me on.

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