What a whirlwind 3-day weekend…
Friday night I went to Kansas City for Jo’s Friday After Thanksgiving Party.  I came back on Saturday night to spend Valentine’s Day with my girlfriend. Sunday I watched the Daytona 500 at BWW. And on Monday, which was supposed to be my day off, I made some extra cabbage building a website.
Thankfully, I had to work today, so I was able to catch up on a little sleep.
I watched a couple of basketball games at a bar on Saturday while waiting for my ride home. I didn’t realize this, but to a woman, 2:00 means sometime around 3:30.
That got me to thinking about the time I got reprimanded by my girlfriend for not knowing that washing the sheets also means washing the pillow cases.
You know what gets me? – How women set their clocks 20-minutes fast, and then hit the snooze button for twenty minutes before they get up.
Hey Jack, did they teach you that in the CIA?
I want to drink beer when I’m in the office. Perhaps the Stimulus Bill that Obama signed into law today contains a provision that will allow me to have a few cold water sandwiches at work.
I mean, it already contains legislation that rewards people for not working. What’s wrong with a little happy hour for those that do?
I’m not going to eat another Slim Jim. I can never chew it down to a mass small enough to swallow. It always ends up being some kind of beef bubble gum.
– NFL.com Fantasy Files – Thanks, G-Man.
I’m not like them. But I can pretend.