Happy Birthday, Mr. O (left)
This is by far the gayest picture I’ve ever put on the site. Please understand that Mr. O sent this specifically to be used on his birthday.
Some interesting things you may not know about Mr. O:
– Is married to the luckiest lady in the world (his words; not hers)
– He proposed to his wife at a Chinese restaurant by hiding a ‘Will you marry me?’ message inside a fortune cookie. He then watched in shock as she unknowingly ate the proposal without opening the cookie.
– A neighbor (and by neighbor, I mean me) once taped a note to his door while his parents were in town that read:
Mr. O,Â
Where have you’ve been? I haven’t heard from you in so long. I miss you. I need you. I love you.
Phillip
-Â His personalized license plate is: ‘ClarkKent’
Actually, that’s not exactly what it says, but I don’t want some skinhead kicking his ass after seeing today’s picture.
– Urinated on my foot at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater during a Tom Petty concert
– Sends so much porn to my email that I created his own folder
He’s tearin you apart. Every day, every day.
I remember the day you put that Phillip note on his door…this picture finally reveals that Phillip is an actual person!