My boner is moving across the Ohio Valley

I somehow contacted a case of the stomach flu, so I’m going to make this short before I shit my pants.

Here’s how I can tell when I’m sick.

FRIEND
Benny, do you want a beer?

BENNY
No thanks.

FRIEND
What are you - sick?

BENNY
Apparently.

The new T-shirts and Koozies have arrived, so be sure to check out the SOB Shop.

I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt. She was killing me in that miniskirt.

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