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Starbucks for $1.95 

Looks like McDonalds is putting some pressure on Starbucks. Today was the first time I walked out of there without spending over five bucks.

I went to St. Louis Bread Co. afterwards for breakfast. That’s Panera Bread for those of you outside the Lou.

SOB Translation of the Day 

Quote: “I’ll take a whole grain bagel, toasted, sandwich sliced, with vegetable cream cheese and a soy milk latte.”

Translation: “I’m a high maintenance bitch.”

I always lock my doors, even when I’m going to be gone for just a few minutes. It’s not that I’m worried about somebody stealing my shit. I just don’t want to hear a lecture from a cop on how I should have locked the door.

Look what Benny did today!

  1. Five loads of laundry
  2. Put away laundry
  3. Took out trash

We’re in the homestretch. All that’s left is the bathroom. I could clean that tonight, but I have an extension because the judge is going to the lake this weekend.

Drink – I said extension.

Actually, extension isn’t a bad word. But give me a second, and I’ll make it one.

She thought she was going to have to soft serve me, but after a few tugs, I got my extension.

Nailed it.

I got some bad news today. Dani-girl, Abby and Maribeth are moving out of Melrose Place. All three are SOB cast members.

As sad as that is, it gave me an idea. Maybe we should adopt the Menudo philosophy, and replace aging members with younger ones.

Drink – I said members.

I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator’s son, Brad Pitt’s brother and a man on the run. Anything I thought would get the job done.