Magazine Cover

I saw this magazine at 7-Eleven this morning. I didn’t buy a copy, but it gave me an idea on how to handle kids that sell subscriptions door-to-door.

                         Kid
Hi, my name is DeAndre, and I’m selling magazine subscriptions. If I sell 400, I get to go to summer camp in Idaho.

                         Benny
I’d be happy to help you. Do you have Urban Ink?

                         Kid
(scans through list) No.

                         Benny
Can’t help you, kid.

Preakness Picks

  1. Papa Clem
  2. Musket Man
  3. Pioneerof The Nile
  4. General Quarters

How can you say that you’re not responsible? What does it have to do with me?

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