Out Last Night
 Looks like McDonalds is putting some pressure on Starbucks. Today was the first time I walked out of there without spending over five bucks. I went to St. Louis Bread Co. afterwards for breakfast. That’s Panera Bread for those of you outside the Lou. SOB Translation of the Day Quote: “I’ll take a whole […]
Beautiful Girls
 I had a deep conversation with a buddy today about women who like to play the ol’ rusty trombone. He was wondering if they talk to their girlfriends about their fondness for licking butt. I doubt that’s the case. I mean, they may share a lesbian story from college. But no girl wants her friends to think she’s a straight […]
I’m An Adult Now
Here’s proof we’re in a recession. And it’s only going to get worse unless the government quits wasting our money. Pretty soon, we’re going to need a bailout to get laid. Oh, and the STDs? Thanks to socialized health care, it’s going to be a race to see if you get diagnosed before your dick falls off. I […]
Get Down On It
There will be no cleaning update today because I didn’t clean a thing over the weekend. I’m not even sure I took a shower. We added another song title to my debut country album: I Make a Mess Every Time I Try to Clean Up. And by we, I mean Gina Party. You know you’ve got a good […]
Partytown
The Bedroom (after) A bunch of friends went to the racetrack tonight. It’s probably a good thing I didn’t go. I just checked the post times, and the fifth race is about to go off. That’s usually the time I start borrowing money. Look what Benny did today! Finished cleaning the bedroom Picked up empty beer […]
Behind Closed Doors
The Bedroom (before) This picture looks worse than it really is. Okay, that’s a lie. I’ve been living like a slob. But I believe people are capable of change, even when others might not agree. Let’s take today for example. I could have spent the day drinking cheap beers and chasing my money at the OTB. Instead, […]
One Step Ahead
Chico’s Closet (after) I was in a QuikTrip this morning, and saw two girls dressed in their Catholic school girl uniforms. My mind immediately went to that Britney Spears music video. For the love of everything Holy, I hope they were seniors. Look what Benny did today! Cleaned Chico’s closet Filled large box with clothes for […]