I already sent an update to Facebook and Twitter regarding this issue, but I had a major BLOW OUT in the men’s room today. It was so bad, guys were running out the door like democrats at a job fair.
Mr. O and I had a nice conversation about relationships the other day.
BENNY
She wants me to wipe down the bathroom sink and mirror every morning.MR. O
Wow.BENNY
Tell me about it. I told her there are guys like that out there – they’re called homos.MR. O
Sounds like you need separate bathrooms.BENNY
Well, I have started to wipe down the sink when I’m done.MR. O
Homo.
She holds her head so high. Like a statue in the sky. Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long. When she moves my brain screams out this song.
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June 16th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
On a previous post, you mentioned that you accidently slipped your dick in a woman’s butt. Isn’t that called the Angry Dolphin? When you accidently pull out then go in her butthole. She turns around and goes, na ah, na ah.
June 17th, 2009 at 8:16 am
hahahha
June 19th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
sounds like another twist on “the walleye”