This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something – because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin’ like a hack horse.
I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here’s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently reminded me they monitor the IM.
                        ISSAC
How was lunch?                        BENNY
Stupid. I think the broccoli was bad. I’ve been in the bathroom a few times.                        ISSAC
Sounds like pretty good material for tonight’s post.                        BENNY
I’m not familiar with anything you are talking about. Who is this?                        ISSAC
Me neither.
Have you ever ran the dishes through a cycle without soap – because some of them needed to be rinsed off – and you didn’t feel like doing it?
Me neither.
SOB Translation of the Day
Quote: “I be freezin’ up in herre.”
Translation: “I am cold.”
Stupidity Tax Offense: Changing your email font and color to some crazy shit that’s impossible to read. Cha Ching! – $10.
Work or not – I will not reply to an email written in cursive with a lilac background.
Well I love her. But I love the fish. I spend all day out on this lake. And hell is all I catch.