Jungleland

Every Breeder’s Cup weekend, I’m reminded of how Frankie Dettori jacked me out of a big score in the 1998 Classic. I know everyone remembers the stretch drive of that race, but let me vent for a second.

I was having a good day. And then I let everything ride on a 6-1 shot named Swain.

Sure, the horse had only raced in Europe before being shipped to Woodbine. And I had never heard of his jockey, Frankie Dettori, either. But I can read a Racing Form.

At the 1/8 pole, I was on my way to the windows to collect – until I saw Dettori keep going to the left-handed whip – while his horse kept running to the right.

I haven’t ridden many horses in my life – but I think if your horse is running to the right – and you want him to turn left – you would use a right-handed whip.

But not Frankie – he kept hitting the horse on the left-side like he wanted something from the concession stand.

Swain finished third that day. And I left the track broker than a 1970’s child actor.

In case you’ve never seen it – here’s the stretch drive.

SOB’s 2009 Breeder’s Cup Picks:

Juvenile Turf
1. Becky’s Kitten
2. Buzzword
3. Interactif

Turf Sprint
1. Diamondrella
2. California Flag
3. Silver Timber

Sprint
1. Gayego
2. Zensational
4. Fleeting Spirit

Juvenile
1. Noble’s Promise
2. Aikenite
3. Lookin At Lucky

Mile
1. Justenuffhumor
2. Goldikova
3. Delegator

Dirt Mile
1. Chocolate Candy
2. Bullsbay
3. Mastercraftsman

Turf
1. Spanish Moon
2. Conduit
3. Dar Re Mi

Classic
1. Einstein
2. Summer Bird
3. Richard’s Kid

I made these picks for a friend heading to an OTB tomorrow. But, hey, if you have access to a wagering establishment, take a shot.

I would just shy away from the Frankie Dettori mounts.

Have you ever gone to get a haircut – noticed the only stylist available was the Indian woman that always hums Hindu songs in your ear – and then went home and cut your own hair?

Me neither.

The Rangers had a homecoming in Harlem late last night. And the Magic Rat drove his sleek machine over the Jersey state line.