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King of the Airport Bars

Reason #127 to keep King out of airport bars

I want to give my support to the Rams fans out there. It wasn’t that long ago when the Chiefs were a struggling franchise. But now look at them – they’ve won two games in a row – and back to being one of the elite teams in the NFL.

So you guys hang in there. Your time is coming.

Drink – I said coming.

Readers that follow the SOB on Facebook and Twitter already know this – but I finally acknowledged the former booty call girl I see almost every day.

When I stopped her, she tried acting surprised, and said, “Oh, hi. What’s your name?”

Like she doesn’t remember.

Whatever.

Then another woman told me she was talking about the encounter in the ladies restroom – something about it being a long time ago – and how she was going to avoid me.

Well, you know what? Don’t worry about it. I didn’t like you then, and I probably wouldn’t like you now. So there is no reason to avoid me. Our paths may cross several times a day, but I won’t say a single word.

Think of it as Bill Clinton with Hillary – only without the adultery and lies under oath.

I didn’t see the American Music Awards last night because, well, football was on. But I heard the American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert, kissed a dude in the band.

He justified his actions by comparing it to Madonna and Britney Spears kissing at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

I can’t believe some people need to be reminded of this:

Two hot chicks kissing each other = Cool

Two dudes kissing each other = Disgusting

Sleep on and dream of love. Because it’s the closest you will get to love.