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Bitch Wine

It looks like they finally made a wine for that special break-up night – “Yes, the lady will have water, and I’ll have a glass of whiney bitch.”

I hope you fuckers enjoyed your day off. I had to work. But I’m not bitter, or anything.

My mind must be going because I had something really funny to write until I saw the Flomax commercial. Now all I can think about is going pee.

8:45 PM – I’m going to take a 30-minute break, so I can try to remember what it was.

9:15 PM – I’ve got nothing.

I was justified when I was five. Raising Cain, I spit in your eye.

One Response

  1. You stole my wine! Where’d you find my wine??? Cathy G, if you’re out there, this is still all I woulda had for the wine party. Hope you gals had fun!